Alright, Mundane, let's slow down a little.

I know you hate waitin', but you said yourself that that particular game is pretty slow - Ain't that why you apped me there? T'be someplace ya wouldn't feel overwhelmed? And... Just t'remind you, your hiatus at those other places is over soon, so you better start preparin'. I know you think you're doin' a heap better about not stressin' over keepin' up with tags now, but... Well, we'll see.

Anyway, if the game runs pretty slow, chances are it'll take more than a few hours for them to get back to you. Give 'em a chance t'breathe!

And I really wish that person hadn't mentioned him in that secret. It was sweet an' all, don't get me wrong, but if you've taken him from where you say you've taken him, it's just gonna give him a bigger ego.

And mun - A paid account? No. I'm sorry, but more space for icons just ain't a practical use of your money - you should be savin' it up for that trip you're gonna be takin'!

Tags: [canon] disney animated, [rpg] homeless, [rpg] pokeology_rp

You know, Mun, I'm not entirely sure you should be doing this. There are plenty of things for me to do, but can you juggle so many at the same time?

And I'm not entirely sure if this 'played by' is quite right for me... 'Jude Law', was it?

But if you do put me in the City, I'm sure I'll have plenty to occupy me, which will be good. No more being bored, at least.

-Nightbeat

Tags: [canon] transformers, [rpg] capeandcowl

...I want to see Mafuyu again.

Please.

Tags: [canon] fatal frame, [rpg] jigoku_apts

I suggest you allow me the time to tighten security. And jewelry, have my PA send diamonds to Tess.

As a note, I prefer to conduct my business at home, anyway. So you need not peruse any of those ridiculous communities. Perhaps somewhere a little more free-form would suit my needs.

Also, small victories are not my style, you may want to fix that.

Tags: [canon] ocean's trilogy, [rpg] homeless

Please, madam, might I first leave my complete regards with your lovely Juliet? That Christmas Chocolate Pudding was Topping Swank. Capitalized. Do not get me wrong, the ham was wonderful, but the pudding-- Ah. I am greatly saddened there is no more left. I would coerce her into making more, if I were you.

Otherwise, good form! I was beginning to think this day would never come! Don't think I haven't seen you eyeballing that school for days on end. Of course you will have some creative thinking to do, but that shouldn't be a problem. You know enough about my Neverland that your imagination cannot fail you!

Take your time, but try not to be too tardy, eh?

Yours truly,
King Jas.

Tags: [canon] peter pan

I know how much you miss me, mun. I miss those days, too, and I’m happy that you’re finally feeling inspired to write me again. Maybe it really is time for me to wake up again. Maybe all it is that we are pursuing is a considerably short avenue of hopeless optimism. Time will tell, right?

However, I would appreciate it more if you could try putting a little more thought and time into this decision. You said it yourself that five active characters will most likely wear you down, and I’ve no doubt in my mind that there is indeed some truth to that assertion. All the more reason to give it some more thought and time. You know I’d hate to jeopardize one of the others you play for my sake.

Tags: [canon] odd thomas, [rpg] homeless

My voice is not "too deep".

...If all you wanted was to hear me speak, couldn't you have just skipped ahead to begin with instead of staying up all night!? Crazy woman...

Tags: [canon] fullmetal alchemist, [rpg] homeless

Mun,

I am so glad you're going to finally write my story! Either Mam or Sarge would have kicked my ass if I waited around as long as you have to get this all down.

Still, I know it's going to be a while. My mother always said things like this take time. I just can't wait for me to finally be home with my family.

Consider this my way of saying don't backtrack on me now.

Maya

Tags: [canon] original character, [rpg] homeless

STOP PLAYING FARMVILLE AND FOCUS, YOU EMPTY-HEADED WENCH!!!

IT'S INFURIATING ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE OF HIS NATIONALITY, BUT OBVIOUSLY PLAYING AMERICA HAS ROTTED YOUR BRAIN AND GIVEN YOU THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GNAT. Do I need to list the things you need to do? Do I? I GUESS I HAVE TO BECAUSE YOU'RE OF NO USE WITHOUT ME. Ugh.

1. Kill America. Don't even wait for the mun of that soldier woman of Prussia's to come back from Hell, or wherever she's vacationing. And be sure to make it slow and painful!
2. Kill America.
3. Finish my evil plans and burn everyone's doors!
4. Feed every cat in this stupid world to Shaky Rail Tracer.
5. Take over the universe.
6. Destroy Russia, therefore destroying Livejournal, THEREFORE ENDING THE HAPPINESS OF EVERY PATHETIC ROLEPLAYER EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
7. Let the other half of my empire out of the bathroom and capture the rest of Denmark's brood.
8. Get me one of these "Facebook" contraptions so that I may to be connected with the entire world... and then obliterate it!
9. Post with me.
10. Build a black hole in Alabama for hilarity's sake.

And to the puppetmaster of the Shaky Latvian Rail Tracer?

IF YOU SEND HER ONE MORE FISHVILLE PRESENT I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY END YOUR EXISTENCE AND THE EXISTENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND ANNIHILATE LIMA, OHIO WHILE LAUGHING WHILE YOU BURN AND THEN ALL OF YOUR FISHVILLE FISH WILL DIE.

That is all.

[edit] I WILL END YOU, LATVIA PUPPET MASTER. YOU AND YOUR HERMIT CRABS WILL PERISH!!!!!

Tags: [canon] okage: shadow king, [rpg] discedo

Uh... miss mun? Maybe you should stop listening to that song so much... it makes you so sad.





... and it kind of reminds me of back then, before everything got quiet. So it's... kinda sad for me, too, you know? ... I don't really like thinking about it that much.

Tags: [canon] 9, [rpg] homeless